Bacon Pizzas:
1. The registrar office - Listen. I'm just tryna graduate and I know I should have scheduled that one credit writing class last week but I'm a senior. And you're 60. Just put me in the class.
2. Canceled concerts - Now what am I gonna do with a vest jacket with sequin covered styrofoam balls?
3. County health clinic - So what if I haven't actually gone yet. They make me pay for shots in person with a check and has the word "clinic" in its title. I already hate it.
"Bacon Pizzas":
1. Sarah Blasko - No, I didn't discover this singer from creepin' on Sia's tweets.
2. Kimberly J Frank admitting she's wrong - god I wish we really did sleep in that ATM.
3. Parsley - I know it kinda tastes like grass and insulation but when you have nothing in your fridge but eggs, grape jelly, and empty ice cube trays nothing improves your beige plate like some fresh herbs. I'm slowly becoming Ina.
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